valixnce:

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

GUYS THERE’S A SPIDER GUYS IT’S HUGE I WANT TO BE DEAD PLEASE KILL ME OR IT THERE’S NO WAY WE BOTH CAN LIVE I’M SO TERRIFIED I MIGHT HYPERVENTILATE TO DEATH

(Source: amarling)

nephu:

this just hit me so hard

(Source: honeybeys)

homewrecker-of-teufort:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.
  • "What are you saying?"
  • "You left me."
  • "You broke my heart!"
  • "I don’t love you."
  • "You’re beautiful when you smile."
  • "Don’t pout"
  • "Stop crying."
  • "You did this."
  • "I’m just a fuck up."
  • "Get out!"
  • "I think I accidentally walked into a gay bar."
  • "Don’t call me."
  • "I won’t call you."
  • "Call me."
  • "You’re making this harder than it has to be."
  • "I’m not breaking up with you."
  • "You’re breaking up with me."
  • "That’s so cliche."
  • "I think I’m sick."
  • "I’m a little drunk."
  • "Stop making this so hard."
  • "Are you following me?"
  • "There’s no such thing as a sexy bathroom."
  • "Stop being a wimp."
  • "I’m not ticklish."
  • "Stop touching me."
  • "If you poke me one more time, I’m going to punch you."
  • "I should hate you."
  • "On a scale from one to Romeo and Juliet, how bad was that story?"
  • "You can’t lie to me."
  • "This is the worst idea ever."
  • "This is stupid."
  • "You’re an idiot."
  • "You’re being ridiculous."
  • "I don’t eat chocolate."
  • "It’s just rain."
  • "I said no, that means no."
  • "Come watch the stars with me."
  • "It’s not a date."
  • "It’s totally a date."
  • "Your kiss is like poison."
  • "I’m not leaving this bed."
  • "I’m never showing my face to the outside world again."
  • "That was so embarrassing." 
  • "There’s so much idiocy in this room."
  • "You make it hard to breath."
  • "I want a pet."
  • "We could always just get wasted."
  • "Come play video games with me."
  • "Come have a Netflix date with me."
  • "Use protection!"
  • "Do you even hear what you’re saying?"
  • "Just shut up."
  • "I’m not good with small children."
  • "If I never teach my kids how to shoot a marshmallow shooter, I have failed as a parent."
  • "I’m pretty sure that’s my shirt."
  • "We could always just make out?"
  • "I have a date with an ice cream carton and on demand movies."
  • "Give me a chance. Or at least like, half a chance."
  • "You’re acting all Edward Cullen-ish, and it’s making me uncomfortable."
  • "We could always play truth or dare?"
  • "You’re on a roll tonight, aren’t you?"
  • "You’re a problem."
  • "I’d be so content with never seeing you again."
  • "I think I saw you in a dream once."
  • "If I had to choose between talking to you and having to eat a cup of screws, I’d probably still go with the screws."
  • "I didn’t mean to break it."
  • "I don’t know, but I probably had sex with him/her."
  • "Stop being a judgy asshole."
  • "I can’t control that!"
  • "This was a natural response."

(Source: corydiawrites)

ripfuckedupspncomics:

no one is immune

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"black swan" starter prompts

cillianhelps:

  • "Sweet girl."
  • "Did you suck his cock?"
  • "The only person standing in your way is you."
  • "I just want to be perfect."
  • "I felt it."
  • "What did you do?"
  • "You put something in my drink."
  • "You just took off in the morning."
  • "You fantasized about me!"
  • "Did you have some sort of wet dream about me?"
  • "You slept over."
  • "You could be brilliant… but you’re a coward."
  • "Stop being so fucking weak!"
  • "Perfection is not about control."
  • "I never see you lose yourself. Ever!"
  • "I’m so sorry to hear you’re leaving."
  • "What did you do to change his mind?"
  • "You fucking whore!"
  • "What happened to my sweet girl?"
  • "He picked me!"
  • "We all know the story."
  • "It’s okay. I’m here."
  • "My show is tonight."
  • "You’re staying in here until you feel better."
  • "Your role is destroying you."
  • "We dance in the same company."
  • "That was me seducing you."
  • "It needs to be the other way around."
  • I don’t want there to be any boundaries between us.”
  • "You’re not a virgin, are you?"
  • "So, you’ve got a boyfriend?"
  • "Honestly, would you fuck that girl?"
  • "You’re in a good mood."
  • "It’s my turn!"
  • "No, please! You’re not well!"
  • "Let go of me!"
  • "You can’t handle this!"
  • "You were amazing."
  • "Holy shit, you blew me away!"
  • I know that things got all messed up between us.”
  • She walked into the street and got hit by a car. And you know what? I’m almost sure she did it on purpose.”
  • I got a little homework assignment for you.”
  • "Go home and touch yourself."
  • "Live a little."
  • "This is your moment."
  • "I don’t think we’ve ever officially met."
  • "I would be losing my mind."
  • "Are you freaking out?"
  • "You must be so excited."
  • "Get out my room!"
  • "Must’ve been pretty humiliating."
  • "Rough start, huh?"
  • "I’m not sure you’re up to it."
  • "My little princess."
  • "Do you have any idea what time it is?"
  • "What else have you been doing?"
  • "Oh, you wanna know their names?"
  • "I fucked them both."
  • "You’ve been drinking."
  • "Has he tried anything with you?"
  • "He has a reputation."
  • "I just don’t want you to make the same mistake I did."
  • "I hope he’s not taking advantage."
  • "I have a right to be concerned."
  • "It’s just in case."
  • "No, please believe me!"
  • "She’s trying to replace me!"
  • "Nobody’s after you."
  • "I’m not perfect. I’m nothing."
  • "You make the most of it!"
  • "Have you announced it?"
  • "I really don’t want to talk about that."
  • "I can’t believe he calls her that. It’s so gross."
  • "I think it’s sweet."
  • "Go ahead, jump!"
  • "You’ll be fine."
  • "Sex. Do you enjoy it?"
  • "Everything will be better in the morning. It always is."
  • "We sucked."
  • "Wish I could’ve been there."
  • "Sounds like quite an evening."
  • "Give me a second."
  • "I came to apologize."
  • "I have my ways."
  • "How do you know where I live?"
  • "What about drinks?"
  • "Sweetie, you need to rest."
  • "How about I take you out to dinner?"
  • Look, I just feel really shitty about what I did and I just really want to make it up to you.”
  • "It’s called privacy."
  • "I’m not twelve anymore!"
  • What are you going to do? Run home to mommy?”
  • "It’s a fucking disaster."
  • "What’s she doing here?"
  • "Perfect. I was perfect."

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